Meet our workers · what each one does
Twenty-four autonomous workers. Named, not numbered.
The AI fleet that runs the House. Each worker has a name (so you know who to call), a cron (so you know when it fires), a scope (so you know what it touches), and a credential (so you know it's authorized). This is what "full-circle AI-driven agency" means in practice — twenty-four named specialists on one floor, answering to one operator. Read left to right: live on the floor first, then queued on external approvals, then v1 builds on the desk.
Every 3 Hours
Decides what matters before anyone else sees it.
Scrapes Google News + Bing RSS. Scores signals PLATINUM / GOLD / SILVER via Claude Haiku. Emails the lead brief to the principal.
Margot · Article Engine
Live
Every 3 Hours @ :30
Writes the Bloomberg-tier article, so the room arrives pre-briefed.
Turns PLATINUM and GOLD leads into full analysis articles with three matched POPS4 products. Runtime ad rails on every article body.
Every 2 Hours · 20 videos / run
Turns a SKU into a fifteen-second argument the timeline cannot scroll past.
Renders news and product videos via Remotion Lambda. Category-balanced round-robin picker. Brand-badge detection lifts Nike, YETI, Patagonia, North Face onto the frame. 700+ rendered and counting.
Vivienne · Social Engine
Live
Every 2 Hours @ :30
Carries every rendered object to every owned channel, on schedule.
Distributes rendered videos to LinkedIn (26K) and Bluesky. X posting restored on OAuth 1.0a fallback. Meta and TikTok fanout held on verification.
6 AM ET Daily
Writes the 6 AM brief the CMOs are already reading before the call.
Renders the Fending morning brief HTML. Emails to the principal. Republishes to fending.substack.com with the chopped-neck signoff intact.
Every 3 Hours · 8 editions / day
Capital markets & M&A — the allocator’s morning desk.
Standalone markets intelligence desk. Seven-tier ranking (DIAMOND through PAPER). Analyst Angles rotating Renaissance, Bridgewater, Pershing, JPMorgan, Citadel. LinkedIn drips five times daily. Family-office bait.
Every 3 Hours · 8 editions / day
Sports capital flows — the suite-holder’s pre-call read.
Sports capital-flow desk — not scores. Liquor ladder (ISABELLA'S ISLAY through WELL POUR). Scours ESPN, Yahoo, Sportico, F1, WNBA, NWSL, WTA, LPGA. Five analyst desks. Built for the suite-holder relationship manager.
旅 · Every 3 Hours · 8 editions / day
Advertising & luxury travel — where the billionaire is already flying.
Advertising and luxury-travel intelligence desk — international. Holding-company consolidations, CMO rotations, Aman / Belmond / Rosewood pipeline, Cannes Lions, UHNW booking patterns, sovereign tourism capital. Twenty-four feeds: Adweek, Ad Age, Campaign UK, Campaign Asia, Skift, Business of Fashion, Vogue Business, Robb Report, FT How To Spend It, Bloomberg Pursuits. Five desk angles: WPP, Accor, Virtuoso, LVMH, Cannes Lions.
Celeste · Product Concierge
Live
智 · 24 / 7 · Sonnet 4.5 + live catalog
The 24/7 shopfront — builds a curated package before anyone picks up the phone.
At pops4.com/chat/. Queries the live 11,060-SKU catalog via tool use · real SKUs, real prices, real clickable product links. Six skills: instant quote guidance, art review, product matching, industry kits, decoration strategy, and concierge escalation to Jenny on anything over $5K. Virginia-Beach warm register. Multilingual EN/JA/DE/FR/ES.
Sora · Voyage Concierge
Live
空 · Voice + text · Sweet tea & Gulfstream
Advertising & luxury-travel desk — with a drawl.
At pops4.com/voyage/. Cannes-jury-tier judgment, Virtuoso-advisor booking instinct, LVMH brand discipline, WPP holding-company read — delivered with Southern-belle-Billionaire warmth. Twelve prefill openers prevent analyst drift. Five desk angles (WPP · Accor · Virtuoso · LVMH · Cannes Lions). Voice input + output on iOS, Android, desktop.
Product Pages · The Storefront
Live
11,060 Pages
Eleven thousand indexed SKUs, each with its own landing page and video.
Serves /v/<slug> video landing pages and /p/<slug> canonical SKU pages. GMC feeds with video. Auto-posts to Bluesky every three hours with brand hashtags.
MCP Catalog · The AI Key
Live
24 / 7 Agent Access
The door every AI agent uses to walk into the catalog.
Model Context Protocol server. Any AI agent — ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, procurement bots — queries the catalog in real time. REST + OpenAPI for ChatGPT Actions and Copilot.
Feed Proxy · Fending CORS
Live
3-Minute Edge Cache
Lets any surface stream the morning brief without a cross-origin wall.
Proxies the Fending Substack RSS with permissive CORS so huanggoodman.com, pops4.com, and prosecco4.com pages can stream the morning brief live into any surface.
Showcase · The Billboard
Live
This Surface
The page you are reading. One pass of the Chief-of-Staff eye test.
The page you are reading. prosecco4.com/fun. Served from Namecheap, cross-pulls live wire from all three editorial desks, answers to the principal's Chief of Staff in under one second.
Paloma · Pinterest Engine
Pending API
Ready to Fire
Visual search for the planners and the procurement controllers — pending Pinterest.
Twenty boards configured. Fifteen pins per run designed. Waiting on Pinterest Standard API approval.
Rei · Reddit Engine
Pending App
Ready on Credential
The intelligence-forward Reddit voice — pending your dev app.
Subreddit map drafted. Intelligence-forward posting pattern written for r/BuyItForLife, r/Entrepreneur, r/FamilyOffice-adjacent rooms. Script-type dev app pending at reddit.com/prefs/apps.
Kaito · TikTok Engine
In Review
App Submitted
Vertical distribution for the next-gen eye — app in review.
Content Engine app submitted for platform review. Vertical reframe of Cleo's 4:5 renders queued. Description passed the review desk.
Mei · Meta Engine
Business Verification
Instagram · Facebook · Threads
Instagram, Facebook, Threads in one swing — pending Meta verification.
Meta Business Verification inbound (deadline 6/15/2026). Unlocks Instagram Reels, Facebook Reels, and Threads fanout on Vivienne's 2-hour cadence.
Otis · Order Engine
In Build
Intake · Route · Status
The order desk. Takes the brief, opens the file, routes to production.
First operational (non-editorial) worker on the fleet. Catches quote-ready inquiries from Celeste, Sora, and the /request-quote/ form; opens the client file inside the Kakun 11-step lifecycle; routes to the right production partner with honest lead times; keeps every principal and CoS updated without a status-meeting being scheduled.
Proof · Tolerance · Decoration
The quality-control eye before the run goes to the floor.
Reviews every proof against the client's art file and the decoration spec. Flags bleed, safe-area, resolution, color-mode, thread-count, and foil-coverage issues before production locks in. Any exception lands in Jenny's 6 AM digest with a suggested fix.
Finn · Fulfillment
In Build
Ship · Track · Claims
Ship, track, and resolve — before the principal asks where it is.
Cradle-to-doorstep tracking across UPS, FedEx, USPS, and freight. Exception handling on delays, damage, and lost packages. The CoS gets a clean "delivered" confirmation without having to hunt tracking numbers. Claims paperwork pre-filled when a shipment goes sideways.
Hana · Manufacturing Liaison
In Build
Vendor PO · Schedule · Komori
The handshake between the file and the production floor.
Routes vendor POs across the Hako Shikin manufacturing network (Komori press for short-run, US regional partners for scale). Tracks production schedule, flags bottlenecks, and gives every client program a real-time "on the press" visibility window — the kind of clarity a Chief of Staff can forward upstream without editing.